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Life weighing you down? Want to lighten your load as quickly and efficiently as possible?  With our new "Enlightenment Ultralight," we've distilled the pseudo-religious self-help process down to its bare essence. With this streamlined system, there are no lengthy books to read, no time-consuming exercises to perform or seminars to attend - no real work to do at all. Simply click on the box, and pay the amount of your choice. The more you give, the better you'll feel - we promise!


This is the pamphlet that started it all!  In just four short pages, you can learn the Kartoffel Synergy Movement's mantra - the one  that's sent thousands of people around the globe on the road to absolute and utter "failure"!

$.50 each

Coming Soon:

This new pamphlet contains the latest developments in the doctrine of the Kartoffel Synergy Movement.  This amazing work attempts to answer some of life's most difficult questions, including:

  • Where did potatoes come from?
  • Can we ever know the potato's true purpose?
  • What would it be like to have eyes all over your body?

$2.00 each

  





The new pamphlet also includes the new and improved Kartoffel Synergy Mantra:
Failure = Success
Despair = Happiness
Complacency = Action
Self = Everything

Thinking about starting your own cult? If so, this book is a must-have. Inspired by the groundbreaking  work of L. Ron Hubbard (TM), creator of the Church of Scientology (TM) and Dianetics (TM), this book, in 40 short pages, teaches you how to start, build, and maintain your very own for-profit religious cult, using all of the tricks and techniques employed by some of the most profitable cults around today.

$5.00 Each

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